add more clippy quotes

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willyb321
2019-03-31 09:43:52 +11:00
parent c73dd71953
commit 6223908020

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@@ -1,6 +1,6 @@
<!DOCTYPE html>
<html>
<head>
<head>
<title>Coriolis EDCD Edition</title>
<meta charset="UTF-8">
<link rel="stylesheet" href="<%= htmlWebpackPlugin.files.css[0] %>">
@@ -13,7 +13,7 @@
<link rel="manifest" href="/manifest.json">
<link rel="shortcut icon" href=/favicon2.ico>
<link rel="icon" sizes="152x152 192x192" type="image/png"
href="/192x192.png">
href="/192x192.png">
<!-- Apple/iOS headers -->
<meta name="apple-mobile-web-app-capable" content="yes">
@@ -29,65 +29,75 @@
<script>
window.CORIOLIS_GAPI_KEY = '<%- htmlWebpackPlugin.options.gapiKey %>';
window.CORIOLIS_VERSION = '<%- htmlWebpackPlugin.options.version %>';
window.CORIOLIS_DATE = '<%- htmlWebpackPlugin.options.date.toISOString().slice(0, 10) %>';
window.BUGSNAG_VERSION = '<%- htmlWebpackPlugin.options.version + '-' + htmlWebpackPlugin.options.date.toISOString() %>';
window.CORIOLIS_DATE = '<%- htmlWebpackPlugin.options.date.toISOString().slice(0, 10) %>';
window.BUGSNAG_VERSION = '<%- htmlWebpackPlugin.options.version + '-' + htmlWebpackPlugin.options.date.toISOString() %>';
</script>
<% if (htmlWebpackPlugin.options.uaTracking) { %>
<script>
window.ga=window.ga||function(){(ga.q=ga.q||[]).push(arguments)};ga.l=+new Date;
ga('create', '<%- htmlWebpackPlugin.options.uaTracking %>', 'auto');
ga('send', 'pageview');
</script>
<script async src='https://www.google-analytics.com/analytics.js'></script>
<% } %>
<!-- Piwik -->
<!-- <script type="text/javascript">
var _paq = _paq || [];
/* tracker methods like "setCustomDimension" should be called before "trackPageView" */
_paq.push(["setCookieDomain", "*.coriolis.edcd.io"]);
_paq.push(['trackPageView']);
_paq.push(['enableLinkTracking']);
(function() {
var u="//stats.isadankme.me/";
_paq.push(['setTrackerUrl', u+'piwik.php']);
_paq.push(['setSiteId', '4']);
var d=document, g=d.createElement('script'), s=d.getElementsByTagName('script')[0];
g.type='text/javascript'; g.async=true; g.defer=true; g.src=u+'piwik.js'; s.parentNode.insertBefore(g,s);
})();
</script>-->
<!-- End Piwik Code -->
<!-- Bugsnag -->
<script src="https://cdnjs.cloudflare.com/ajax/libs/jquery/3.3.1/jquery.js"></script>
<script src="https://d2wy8f7a9ursnm.cloudfront.net/v5.0.0/bugsnag.min.js"></script>
<script src="../node_modules/clippy.js/build/clippy.min.js"></script>
<script type="text/javascript">
const advice = ['When all else fails, Put a docking computer in every slot. My name is Clippy.', 'Fly in a stright line and roll, your evasion increases by 200%!'];
clippy.load('Clippy', function (agent) {
// do anything with the loaded agent
agent.show();
setInterval(() => {
agent.animate();
const toSpeak = advice[Math.random() * advice.length>>0];
console.log(advice)
console.log(toSpeak)
agent.speak(toSpeak);
}, (10000));
setInterval(() => {
agent.animate();
agent.speak('@everyone FDL. :pray:');
}, (69000));
});
</script>
<script>
window.bugsnagClient = bugsnag('ba9fae819372850fb660755341fa6ef5', {appVersion: window.BUGSNAG_VERSION || undefined})
window.Bugsnag = window.bugsnagClient
</script>
</head>
<body style="background-color:#000;">
<section id="coriolis"></section>
window.ga = window.ga || function() {(ga.q = ga.q || []).push(arguments);};
ga.l = +new Date;
ga('create', '<%- htmlWebpackPlugin.options.uaTracking %>', 'auto');
ga('send', 'pageview');
</script>
<script async src='https://www.google-analytics.com/analytics.js'></script>
<% } %>
</body>
</html>
<!-- Piwik -->
<!-- <script type="text/javascript">
var _paq = _paq || [];
/* tracker methods like "setCustomDimension" should be called before "trackPageView" */
_paq.push(["setCookieDomain", "*.coriolis.edcd.io"]);
_paq.push(['trackPageView']);
_paq.push(['enableLinkTracking']);
(function() {
var u="//stats.isadankme.me/";
_paq.push(['setTrackerUrl', u+'piwik.php']);
_paq.push(['setSiteId', '4']);
var d=document, g=d.createElement('script'), s=d.getElementsByTagName('script')[0];
g.type='text/javascript'; g.async=true; g.defer=true; g.src=u+'piwik.js'; s.parentNode.insertBefore(g,s);
})();
</script>-->
<!-- End Piwik Code -->
<!-- Bugsnag -->
<script src="https://cdnjs.cloudflare.com/ajax/libs/jquery/3.3.1/jquery.js"></script>
<script src="https://d2wy8f7a9ursnm.cloudfront.net/v5.0.0/bugsnag.min.js"></script>
<script src="../node_modules/clippy.js/build/clippy.min.js"></script>
<script type="text/javascript">
const advice = ['When all else fails, Put a docking computer in every slot. My name is Clippy.',
'Fly in a stright line and roll, your evasion increases by 200%!',
'Boost!!!',
'If you are running out of power, consider deactivating thrusters!',
'Make sure to set fire-groups for your SCBs!',
'If you find yourself dying often - git gud!',
'Remember, shield boosters increase skill!',
'Remember, B rated drives offer greater speed!',
'Point directly into the jet cone and full throttle for optimal FSD boost.',
'Raxxla can only be found in open play.'];
clippy.load('Clippy', function(agent) {
// do anything with the loaded agent
agent.show();
setInterval(() => {
agent.animate();
const toSpeak = advice[Math.random() * advice.length >> 0];
console.log(advice);
console.log(toSpeak);
agent.speak(toSpeak);
}, (10000));
setInterval(() => {
agent.animate();
agent.speak('@everyone FDL. :pray:');
}, (69000));
});
</script>
<script>
window.bugsnagClient = bugsnag('ba9fae819372850fb660755341fa6ef5', { appVersion: window.BUGSNAG_VERSION || undefined });
window.Bugsnag = window.bugsnagClient;
</script>
</head>
<body style="background-color:#000;">
<section id="coriolis"></section>
</body>
</html>